My dogs, Sadie Lu and Sally Mae, didn’t do too well with their New Year’s resolutions last year. So, I’m posting them again for 2012 in hopes that they will try a little harder this year.
New Year’s resolutions for dogs:
- I will stop trying to find the few remaining clean pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
- I will not eat other animals’ poop.
- I will not lick my human’s face after eating animal poop.
- I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.
- When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining outside.
- I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV.
- I will not steal Mom’s underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
What resolutions would you recommend to your dog?
Got cats? Check out these New Year’s Resolutions for Cats!
—Source: i-pets.com
